What's the difference between your ass and your car? your car can go 5 miles without a rev
What do you call a black man on the moon... an astronaut!
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? decaffeinated
What do you call a 9/11 victim (too soon?)
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he stored his food in the freezer.
