(nsfw) what does a man with 5 dicks wear? suspenders.
I met a girl who didn't like women. but then, it was too embarrassing.
I had to google how to uninstall apps, it's really confusing how to uninstall something you don't need.
What do you call a 9/11 victim (too soon?)
What did the animal say when it bit into the grass? meowie
Opinion: Why Trump is dangerous
What do you call an infected baby cow? an emu yo
How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat? she can wear your wife's clothes.
We have enough selfies to fill up more than iphone's battery
What do you call a girl with no legs? disabled.
I'm not saying your mom a whore! i'm saying your dad a dick.
Why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know, ask your mother
