Tag: merry go round
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
I was going to make a gay joke... butt fuck it.
I'm an adult. I can make my own decisions.
What do you call a chinese millionaire? ming yung
What do the letters d, e, and f have in common? they are all letters.
What do you call a guy who likes to eat pussy? a guy who likes to eat dicks
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? shoot him before he hits the water.
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was a seagull.
What did the black guy get on his sat? bbq sauce
I hate having to listen to my dog wail on my shoulder all day.
Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button? blonde guy fainted during sex.
What's the difference between a baby and a prostitute? a baby still sucks dick
Opinion: The most effective way to confront North Korea