How do you keep an idiot in suspense... ... i'll tell you tomorrow.
Knock knock who's there ! bridget ! bridget who ? bridget full of surprises !
You still have some time to go I’m sure you’ll get far better!
I would tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a goat? a golden j�slayer!
Does it really take 3 hours to walk to the car?
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? you think it'd be but it's really thought it!
What do you call a bunch of white guys standing on a bench? the nba.
