This morning i had a dream i was a muffler i woke up exhausted.
How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1
I bet the first man to ever erect a penis felt like he was in a movie.
Opinion: Biden should keep his promise on North Korea
I'd tell you a joke about my penis... ...but it would probably get lost in the spam.
The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about changes in a decade.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he stored his food in the freezer.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
I don't think I'll ever get this far thank you so much for the gold
Why do mexicans have no targets? because trump has them covered.
Why do the lannisters have such a big bed? they pushed two twins together and made a king.
I'm an adult. I can make my own decisions.
The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about changes in a decade.
The man who invented velcro has died. rip
What do you call an infected duck? quack
