What's the difference between a horse and a zebra? a zebra doesn't have long pants...
I'm not sure if it's weird or creepy but I always think "Wow, this guy is interesting."
Opinion: Biden's embrace of the Trans Pacific Partnership is the reason for the China strike
I saw a chameleon today. he was in a constant state of amaz- e!
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? i've never paid to see a lentil.
What is the difference between a constitution and a prostitute? morals
Q: how do you get to the top of a mountaineering mount? a: alpine ackbar
Opinion: America's Nuke Problem
What did the black guy get on his sat? bbq sauce
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs.