What do you call a nun that only eats pork? a nun-mit-an
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snowballs.
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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra? a zebra doesn't have long pants...
A buddhist monk walks into a hot dog stand and says make me one with everything
As long as the bad guy has a gun i'm sticking to my side.
Why are there no walmarts in syria? because there is a target on every corner. #ort
Why was the chicken unable to cross the road? because she was a chicken.
What do you call a pig with a lisp? hoagie
What's the difference between a baby and a prostitute? a baby still sucks dick
What does a neuron say when it's messing with you? i'm changing!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs.
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