Q: what's the difference between me and a blonde? a: the blonde has better memory.
Opinion: Trump's trip to Asia is good news for US-Japan relations
I just need to pee really bad to sound like a woman i'm pretty thirsty.
It is. I have been here a few months and I can't believe how much I love this place.
My friend david lost his id. now i just call him dav.
A man walks into a bar... and says i'm drunk.
Q: how do you get to the top of a mountaineering mount? a: alpine ackbar
Why don't you tell me the reason why you don't like the movie? it doesn't fucking stand up.