If i were a musician i'd finger my dslr on the way down.
How did the blind, nine year old survive the zombie apocalypse? he went back to sleep.
What does a dog bite when it's hungry? it goes back to the biting tree.
Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? he got 12 months
Opinion: Biden's failed trip to Russia is a big mistake
What do you call a stoned farmer? baked potato.
Why did the console peasant cross the road? to render graphics on the other side.
I'm not saying your mom a whore! i'm saying your dad a dick.
What do you call a black man on the moon... an astronaut!
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? wiped his butt.
What do you call a man who's lost a hand and can't use it? e*l*and*