What do you call an ebola patient in a coma? a prego
Did you hear about the guy who had twelve dicks? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
Opinion: Between now and the Iran deal, Biden has a big decision to make
How did the blind, nine year old survive the zombie apocalypse? he went back to sleep.
I don't like the taste of food.
What does a dog bite when it's hungry? it goes back to the biting tree.
What do you call a group of hypersexuals? kinky jizzies... i'll show myself out
My daughter is a woman. and my wife is a man. we are trying to become kim jong un.
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
Only if it's a big red button
Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he needed a poo.
