(nsfw) what does a man with 5 dicks wear? suspenders.
Why are there no walmarts in syria? because there is a target on every corner. #ort
Mum: why is your brother running so much? me: he's just really into bikes
If i were a musician i'd finger my dslr on the way down.
Q: what's the difference between me and a blonde? a: the blonde has better memory.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam!
Why are toms and feet so short? because they're in sandals.
How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1
My wife and i decided to have kids... ...for lunch, and then she gave birth to her son.
What do you call a group of hypersexuals? kinky jizzies... i'll show myself out
What do you call an infected duck? quack
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was a seagull.
