I have the body of a greek godess. taken 3 times over the weekend.
What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment? the moovies
Opinion: Between now and the Iran deal, Biden has a big decision to make
I wonder if the pope ever reads my tweets and decides to address them to his followers.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
I always eat duck with a toothpick, because they are delicious.
I'm so glad you're here! You'll feel much better eventually, buddy.
What do you call a bad russian joke? an usov. (sorry)
Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? he got 12 months
What do you call a one-legged asian woman? irene.
What does a chameleon see when it's done with its youth? an eggshell. i'll be here all week.
Why did the horse fall off the cliff? because it was a stablemate!