I don't know if i should go out today or not... ...it depends on how i feel about my haircut
How did the blind, nine year old survive the zombie apocalypse? he went back to sleep.
I'm so glad you're here! You'll feel much better eventually, buddy.
I don't know if i should go out today or not... ...it depends on how i feel about my haircut
What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons? jose and hose b
Opinion: Biden should keep his promise on reinstating the Glass-Steagall Act
The most embarrassing thing i've ever done is walk into a bra
What's the difference between a baby and a prostitute? a baby still sucks dick
I'm not saying your mom is fat. fat people are saying your dad is a piece of shit.
How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat? she can wear your wife's clothes.
Why do the lannisters have such a big bed? they pushed two twins together and made a king.
The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about changes in a decade.
Opinion: Biden's missteps over the Ukraine crisis are damaging US-Russia relations
Opinion: Biden the peacemaker to the nuclear standoff
I'm not a racist. i'm a democrat.
