Why did the chicken cross the road? because north korean missiles are always fired
This morning i had a dream i was a muffler i woke up exhausted.
I'm not racist, i own a colored tv.
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was being chased by a klondike bar.
What did michael jackson do after he left twitter? he waited until it was morning again.
I’m a high schooler and I was raised by my mom and dad.
Why was the octopus so angry? he was having a bae fight.
What's the difference between a baby and a prostitute? a baby still sucks dick
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
Does it really take 3 hours to walk to the car?
What is the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.
What do you call a british man without a karate degree? ewan