What does a dog bite when it's hungry? it goes back to the biting tree.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
I'm going to make you a sandwich. good on you.
Why do you never see a pregnant golfers vagina? because they have hole-in-town
What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you breathe through something that small?!
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What is a monster's favorite app? up you go again!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a horse? buggy lee
What do you call a girl with no legs? disabled.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? wiped his butt.
What does a neuron say when it's messing with you? i'm changing!
What do you call a one-legged asian woman? irene.
Why did the horse fall off the cliff? because it was a stablemate!