This morning i had a dream i was a muffler i woke up exhausted.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a horse? buggy lee
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What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What do you call a chinese millionaire? ming yung
Opinion: Biden's 'Contract with America' outlines his ultimate Faustian bargain
What do you call a 9/11 victim (too soon?)
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I think i'm an alcoholic... my friends say they can't drink, but they still watch me smoke up.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable patch? a seizure salad.
I don't like the taste of food.
Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? he got 12 months
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? wiped his butt.
My friends say i'm condescending. that means i talk down to people.
I'm bored and lonely and want to talk to someone. just talk to me, ok?