Why did the chicken cross the road? because north korean missiles are always fired
I would tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.
I'm a bit of a self deprecating comedian. i should say i'm not very good.
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I saw a chameleon today. he was in a constant state of amaz- e!
What do you call a cow with no legs? ...ground beef
My wife and i decided to have kids... ...for lunch, and then she gave birth to her son.
Opinion: The big policy question facing the US after the Paris and Brussels attacks
I don't like the taste of food.
