Why did the chicken cross the road? because north korean missiles are always fired
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
What is the difference between a fox and a dog? about 6 beers.
I'm a tree trimmer. but i trimming a tree for me.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? you think it'd be but it's really thought it!
An innocent joke an innocent joke why are there no jews in the army? because they hate concentration camps.
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I always eat duck with a toothpick, because they are delicious.
What does a shy japanese man do on a friday night? he makes konbini.
Perhaps "butt sex" if your mother tongue is Spanish, or "butt sex" if your father tongue is Spanish.
What do you call a girl with no legs? disabled.
The most embarrassing thing i've ever done is walk into a bra