What does a chameleon see when it's done with its youth? an eggshell. i'll be here all week.
Why is 6 afraid of 7 7 afraid of 8 9 5 what does a clock do when it's bad
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist bastard
I would tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.
I met a girl who didn't like women. but then, it was too embarrassing.
What did the kardassian say when he stepped on a land mine? i can't- my people!
What do the letters d, e, and f have in common? they are all letters.