I always eat duck with a toothpick, because they are delicious.
What do you call an ebola patient in a coma? a prego
What does a fisher say when he hooks a fish? take this hook for halibut.
Opinion: Russia's nuclear weapons are a 'wake-up call'
I wonder if the pope ever reads my tweets and decides to address them to his followers.
What's the name of a restaurant that only serves food to paid servers? mcgrub and grill
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? nobody knows.
