What's the difference between a horse and a zebra? a zebra doesn't have long pants...
What's the difference between your ass and your car? your car can go 5 miles without a rev
Opinion: Where should Biden be held on oath?
Opinion: Why the US and Europe are heading for an ugly low
What do you call a nun that only eats pork? a nun-mit-an
A man walks into a bar... ...and asks for a shot.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? decaffeinated
The man who invented velcro has died. rip
I got a lot of cool stuff and I don't have time for reddit.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? you think it'd be but it's really thought it!
Why did the console peasant cross the road? to render graphics on the other side.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? i've never paid to see a lentil.
I'd tell you a joke about my penis... ...but it would probably get lost in the spam.
Why did the horse fall off the cliff? because it was a stablemate!