What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
Mum: why is your brother running so much? me: he's just really into bikes
The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about changes in a decade.
What did the apple say to the pear? away!
What does a shy japanese man do on a friday night? he makes konbini.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist bastard
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? not all men can be feminists.
