What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? the moment of rhino.
How do you get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve.
I was going to make a gay joke... butt fuck it.
What do you call a fat chinese man? cha ching
I'd tell you a joke about my penis... ...but it would probably get lost in the spam.
I got a lot of cool stuff and I don't have time for reddit.
I'm not a racist. i'm a democrat.
What do you call a man who's lost a hand and can't use it? e*l*and*
Mum: why is your brother running so much? me: he's just really into bikes
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
Wishing you a wonderful wedding and happy bday to you and yours!
What did the black guy get on his sat? bbq sauce
I'm not saying i'm a good cook, but if you put dehydrated food back in... ...it'll be ok.