Opinion: Biden's 'Contract with America' outlines his ultimate Faustian bargain
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What do you call it when a bearded man carries a heavy bag of groceries? god-tier groceries.
Mum: why is your brother running so much? me: he's just really into bikes
What do you call a nun that only eats pork? a nun-mit-an
Opinion: Why Trump is dangerous
Same here! I just wish I had someone to gawk at.
The most embarrassing thing i've ever done is walk into a bra
If the opposite of con is pro... is the opposite of constitution, prostitution?
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? pick him up and suck his dick.
How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1
Why are there no walmarts in syria? because there is a target on every corner. #ort
I don't like the taste of food.
Opinion: Biden's missteps over the Ukraine crisis are damaging US-Russia relations
What do you call a black man on the moon... an astronaut!
I can't believe how much money i just made from a dead goat.