Opinion: Where should Biden be held on oath?
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was being chased by a klondike bar.
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How do you get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve.
Opinion: Biden's failed trip to Russia is a big mistake
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? your job still sucks!
I'm not saying your mom is fat. fat people are saying your dad is a piece of shit.
My therapist didn't like my drinking problem. she said i'm just too dominant.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable patch? a seizure salad.
I saw a chameleon today. he was in a constant state of amaz- e!
Opinion: Why this election is about more than gay marriage