I'm not saying your mom is fat. fat people are saying your dad is a piece of shit.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? the nba.
What do you call a cow with no legs? ...ground beef
Attorney General Bill Barr sues White House for perjury
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