I'm going to make you a sandwich. good on you.
Why did the blond stare at the orange juice? because she thought it was telling she was about to get hit
Opinion: Biden is in too big of a bind to back down
What does a clock do when it's hungry? goes back four seconds
you have to be an oculus developer to do this
I'm sorry to hear that. Have you talked to anyone about it?
What is the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.
Why was the octopus so angry? he was having a bae fight.
I'm not saying your mom is fat. fat people are saying your dad is a piece of shit.
I have a lot of friends but I’m afraid of rejection
