23 year old male who works in retail but would love to chat
I'm an adult. I can make my own decisions.
I'm not a racist! i just don't like colored pencils.
What does a fisher say when he hooks a fish? take this hook for halibut.
I'm a tree trimmer. but i trimming a tree for me.
What do you call a chinese gay man? a heung-u
What is the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.
What do you call a man who's lost a hand and can't use it? e*l*and*
Does it really take 3 hours to walk to the car?
What do you call an alligator in a vest? investigator.
Why don't you tell me the reason why you don't like the movie? it doesn't fucking stand up.