This morning i had a dream i was a muffler i woke up exhausted.
How do you make a hormone? you don't rush her.
Opinion: Biden the moral compass to beat terror
Opinion: Biden the peacemaker to the nuclear standoff
My therapist didn't like my drinking problem. she said i'm just too dominant.
I wonder if the pope ever reads my tweets and decides to address them to his followers.
Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he needed a poo.
What do you call a group of hypersexuals? kinky jizzies... i'll show myself out
What do the letters d, e, and f have in common? they are all letters.
