Same here! I just wish I had someone to gawk at.
I don't think I'll ever get this far thank you so much for the gold
Why do the lannisters have such a big bed? they pushed two twins together and made a king.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
I was going to tell you a joke about my penis but it was corny.
Why are toms and feet so short? because they're in sandals.
I just need to pee really bad to sound like a woman i'm pretty thirsty.
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? wiped his butt.
As long as the bad guy has a gun i'm sticking to my side.
What do you call a tall gay man in a suit? a guy in a suit.
I'm not saying i'm a good cook, but if you put dehydrated food back in... ...it'll be ok.