What is a monster's favorite app? up you go again!
What do you call a stoned farmer? baked potato.
What do you call a black man doing street work? a nigga task
We have enough selfies to fill up more than iphone's battery
How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up as a choir boy.
What do you call a chinese millionaire? ming yung
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? you think it'd be but it's really thought it!
What do you call a girl with no legs? disabled.
What does a fisher say when he hooks a fish? take this hook for halibut.
