I bet the pope gets mad when people burn his papal effigy. (its rained already)
How do you get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve.
How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1
What did michael jackson do after he left twitter? he waited until it was morning again.
The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about changes in a decade.
What do you call a 9/11 victim (too soon?)
Where does a cow keep his money? in a cow-land account.
What is the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.
