How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up as a choir boy.
What do you get when you cross a low-budget indie film and a high-budget political advert? no hands!
Opinion: Why Trump is dangerous
(nsfw) what does a man with 5 dicks wear? suspenders.
I bet the pope gets mad when people burn his papal effigy. (its rained already)
Why did the blond stare at the orange juice? because she thought it was telling she was about to get hit
I will not engage in pointless finger painting. as im told it will draw ire
