I'm so glad you're here! You'll feel much better eventually, buddy.
Opinion: Biden is in too big of a bind to back down
What's an italian's favourite christmas song? yo mama so ho-yo
I am a veteran cop. I help out in the EDC area.
I have the body of a greek godess. taken 3 times over the weekend.
What do you call a chinese gay man? a heung-u
What do you call a group of hypersexuals? kinky jizzies... i'll show myself out
I don't think I'll ever get this far thank you so much for the gold
What is a monster's favorite app? up you go again!
How do you get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve.
What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment? the moovies
A man walks into a bar... and says i'm drunk.
Opinion: Biden's embrace of the Trans Pacific Partnership is the reason for the China strike
As long as the bad guy has a gun i'm sticking to my side.
Why are toms and feet so short? because they're in sandals.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a goat? a golden j�slayer!