I am a veteran cop. I help out in the EDC area.
Same here! I just wish I had someone to gawk at.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam!
A man walks into a bar... ...and asks for a double-entendre.
Why are there no walmarts in syria? because there is a target on every corner. #ort
What do you call a chinese man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? dis/no
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Just remember that whatever you put up with, you end up with when you overeat
What do you call a man who's lost a hand and can't use it? e*l*and*
What does an ethiopian and a tampon have in common? they both f*ck up the girl.