How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up as a choir boy.
What is the difference between a fox and a dog? about 6 beers.
If you say it's all about the numbers... ...we can safely assume that every time there's a sale we're getting a fat bonus.
It was the best decision you’ve ever made, and I’m proud of you. ❤️
I'm a tree trimmer. but i trimming a tree for me.
I'm trying to figure out if that water bottle i just gave my baby is still in the bottle
What do you call a cow with no legs? ...ground beef
Opinion: The big policy question facing the US after the Paris and Brussels attacks
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? decaffeinated
What is the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.
A man walks into a bar... and says i'm drunk.
What is the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.
What do you call a tall gay man in a suit? a guy in a suit.
