What was the last horrible thing you’ve ever done and why have you done it?
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I think i'm an alcoholic... my friends say they can't drink, but they still watch me smoke up.
What do you call a black man doing street work? a nigga task
Q: what's the difference between me and a blonde? a: the blonde has better memory.
What was the last horrible thing you’ve ever done and why have you done it?
I'm not racist i have a color tv! how did you know?? i was living with a *racist* wife.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you breathe through something that small?!
I'm not saying your mom is fat. fat people are saying your dad is a piece of shit.
What do you call an ebola patient in a coma? a prego
What do you tell a girl with no legs? where ya been, girl!
What do you call a chinese gay man? a heung-u
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? pick him up and suck his dick.
What do you call a tall gay man in a suit? a guy in a suit.
I'm a mexican and my wife is black. we have nothing to eat.
