I'm not sure if it's weird or creepy but I always think "Wow, this guy is interesting."
We have enough selfies to fill up more than iphone's battery
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he stored his food in the freezer.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
I don't like the taste of food.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? pick him up and suck his dick.
What does a chameleon see when it's done with its youth? an eggshell. i'll be here all week.