Q: what do you call a blind dinosaur? a: an idontthinkhesaurus.
How did the blind, nine year old survive the zombie apocalypse? he went back to sleep.
Hey what's up! I'm with you
What is the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.
I'm a mexican and my wife is black. we have nothing to eat.
I can't believe how much money i just made from a dead goat.
What do you call a chinese gay man? a heung-u
Why did the horse fall off the cliff? because it was a stablemate!