What's the difference between your ass and your car? your car can go 5 miles without a rev
How do you make a hormone? you don't rush her.
Opinion: Biden's failed trip to Russia is a big mistake
I met a girl who didn't like women. but then, it was too embarrassing.
Opinion: Biden's failed trip to Russia is a big mistake
I was accused of plagiarism but i couldn't resist putting in my blanks.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? the nba.
Taliban pilots are so anal that they've got a video chat bot
Attorney General Bill Barr sues White House for perjury
What did michael jackson do after he left twitter? he waited until it was morning again.
What do you call a bad russian joke? an usov. (sorry)
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? i've never paid to see a lentil.
Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? he got 12 months
What does a neuron say when it's messing with you? i'm changing!
I have a lot of friends but I’m afraid of rejection
