Tag: grand larceny
What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment? the moovies
I'm going to make you a sandwich. good on you.
I used to think air was free... until i bought a bag of chips.
I'm not racist i have a color tv! how did you know?? i was living with a *racist* wife.
Same here! I just wish I had someone to gawk at.
What do you call a black man on the moon... an astronaut!
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist bastard
Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he needed a poo.