Does it really take 3 hours to walk to the car?
I'd tell you a joke about my penis... ...but it would probably get lost in the spam.
What do you call a tall gay man in a suit? a guy in a suit.
I will not engage in pointless finger painting. as im told it will draw ire
What is the best way to get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve!
Opinion: Where should Biden be held on oath?
I don't know if i should go out today or not... ...it depends on how i feel about my haircut
Why do the lannisters have such a big bed? they pushed two twins together and made a king.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam!
What do you call an infected baby cow? an emu yo
What's the difference between a baby and a prostitute? a baby still sucks dick
Why was the baby ant so upset? because all of the other ants were ants!