How did the blind, nine year old survive the zombie apocalypse? he went back to sleep.
What do you call a chinese millionaire? ming yung
What do you tell a girl with no legs? where ya been, girl!
I will not engage in pointless finger painting. as im told it will draw ire
Why was the chicken unable to cross the road? because she was a chicken.
Q: what do you call a blind dinosaur? a: an idontthinkhesaurus.
I'm an adult. I can make my own decisions.
Where does a cow keep his money? in a cow-land account.
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What do you call a chinese gay man? a heung-u