A buddhist monk walks into a hot dog stand and says make me one with everything
What do you call a nun that only eats pork? a nun-mit-an
A man walks into a bar... ...and asks for a shot.
We have enough selfies to fill up more than iphone's battery
What do you call a chinese person with high blood pressure? pressure>
How do you keep an idiot in suspense... ... i'll tell you tomorrow.
The man who invented velcro has died. rip
I'm a big fan of fast food, but I'm not fussed at all when it comes to the quality.
Opinion: Biden's Armenian genocide offer is not nearly enough
What do you call a girl with no legs? disabled.
If you say it's all about the numbers... ...we can safely assume that every time there's a sale we're getting a fat bonus.