What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment? the moovies
I'm trying to figure out if that water bottle i just gave my baby is still in the bottle
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
The hard truth is that most people don't like intellectuals.
Opinion: Biden's call with Kim Jong Un is about more than North Korea
What do you call a pig with a lisp? hoagie
Just remember that whatever you put up with, you end up with when you overeat
Q: what do you call a blind dinosaur? a: an idontthinkhesaurus.
Why do the lannisters have such a big bed? they pushed two twins together and made a king.
Have you ever seen a blind man in a gorilla enclosure? neither have they
Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he needed a poo.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? your job still sucks!
What do you call a tall gay man in a suit? a guy in a suit.
I'm a racist i hate all races equally you racist bastard.