What do you call a chinese man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? dis/no
I'm not racist, i own a colored tv.
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was being chased by a klondike bar.
I hate having to listen to my dog wail on my shoulder all day.
Why do the lannisters have such a big bed? they pushed two twins together and made a king.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snowballs.
What's the difference between a baby and a prostitute? a baby still sucks dick
I have a lot of friends but I’m afraid of rejection
An innocent joke an innocent joke why are there no jews in the army? because they hate concentration camps.
Why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know, ask your mother
My therapist didn't like my drinking problem. she said i'm just too dominant.
Why was the baby ant so upset? because all of the other ants were ants!
Why was the baby ant so upset? because all of the other ants were ants!
What did the black guy get on his sat? bbq sauce
