How do you get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve.
Why did the chicken cross the road? because north korean missiles are always fired
What do you call a cow with no legs? ...ground beef
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? aye, ye would think so but 'tis the c he loves.
Why is 6 afraid of 7 7 afraid of 8 9 5 what does a clock do when it's bad
What do you call a british man without a karate degree? ewan