This morning i had a dream i was a muffler i woke up exhausted.
Opinion: How the US and Europe can stop Russian nuke development
I'm so glad you're here! You'll feel much better eventually, buddy.
Why did the chicken cross the road? because north korean missiles are always fired
What does a chameleon see when it's done with its youth? an eggshell. i'll be here all week.
Opinion: The big policy question facing the US after the Paris and Brussels attacks
I'm not saying your mom is fat. fat people are saying your dad is a piece of shit.
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!