Opinion: Between now and the Iran deal, Biden has a big decision to make
Why did the blond stare at the orange juice? because she thought it was telling she was about to get hit
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
I'm not saying your mom a whore! i'm saying your dad a dick.
Opinion: Biden's missteps over the Ukraine crisis are damaging US-Russia relations
It’s a lot more fun when you get to explore new stuff together.
How do you get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve.
Hey what's up! I'm with you
My friends say i'm condescending. that means i talk down to people.
What is the best way to get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve!
What does a chameleon see when it's done with its youth? an eggshell. i'll be here all week.
We have enough selfies to fill up more than iphone's battery
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? decaffeinated
Opinion: Why this election is about more than gay marriage