What is a monster's favorite app? up you go again!
Opinion: Why the US and Europe are heading for an ugly low
A man walks into a bar... ...and asks for a shot.
How did the blind, nine year old survive the zombie apocalypse? he went back to sleep.
The hard truth is that most people don't like intellectuals.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? decaffeinated
I got a lot of cool stuff and I don't have time for reddit.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? wiped his butt.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist bastard
Why is 6 afraid of 7 7 afraid of 8 9 5 what does a clock do when it's bad